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(More customer reviews)If any of you out there are thinking to yourself, "Hmmmm... Easter is approaching, and even though I may or may not believe in the whole Resurrection thing, I do like chocolate, especially in the form of anthropomorphized rabbits, and there is no better excuse than Easter... nay, one could even say it is mandated, to eat chocolate bunnies, but not just any chocolate bunnies, since, being Easter, they will be quite common... no, we ought to get the best chocolates since Easter, after all, only comes once a year... but where to find these superior chocolate bunnies? Belgium! But I can't go to Belgium just to get chocolate bunnies! I'm not some kind of chocoholic Donald Trump with a gold-plated, chocolate private jet that I can just hop into and fly to Belgium on a whim for the finest in chocolate bunnies," then you are in luck, my friend, for Amazon.com can connect you with these fine chocolate bunnies from that wonderland of chocolateliness--Belgium!
These chocolate mini Easter bunnies are darn cute! So cute, you may not want to eat them! But then you remember that they are made of Belgian chocolate, so you bite the head off of one. And as the creamy richness envelopes your taste buds, you nerves are soothed and your guilt assuaged and you continue to devour the bunny with a brutal ferocity and gnashing of teeth that would scare a hyena. Not a chocolate-loving hyena, but a regular hyena, who would rather gnaw on bone and tendon than daintily pick pralines out of a sampler box.
Rest assured, my friend, that these chocolates will deliver you into that zone of happiness that can only come from eating button-cute animals made of the finest Belgian chocolate. Leonidas, by the way, is one of the premier chocolatiers in Belgium, even though the company is named after a Greek-American and its symbol is an ancient Spartan. Yeah, none of it makes any real sense, but you won't care with a mouthful of Leonidas Belgian Chocolate Mini Easter Bunny!
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